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That's all for now. It's great that people respect me for the cowardly was I've gamed the system at Wikipedia and don't think I '''am''' a Nobody who they wouldn't piss on if he were on fire.
 
That's all for now. It's great that people respect me for the cowardly was I've gamed the system at Wikipedia and don't think I '''am''' a Nobody who they wouldn't piss on if he were on fire.
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Revision as of 21:21, 18 April 2010

I am an administrator here because Wikipedia proper wouldn't have me. In fact I've been banned indefinitely! No worries: my last edit was on April 3, so in three months I'll be able to return and sock to my hearts content. I think everything is notable, and I mean everything. I have a PhD in accounting, but I only use it to help me keep track of all the manga and anime I jack off to.


OH NOES!!!! Kww is about to become an administrator at Wikipedia!!! I'm blocked and have no way to register my outrage... and my best pal Okip (or Ikip or Inclusionist or Travb - I forget what he goes by now) isn't editing because of a totally reasonable block he was subjected to!?! NO!!! What ever will I do?!? Someone must rally the AfD Keep Canvassing Troop... I mean Article Rescue Squadron. Curses, why must I have a debilitating disease that only affects my editing at Wikipedia and nowhere else on the web. If only my kidney, liver, and anus could survive an arbcom case, but my sphincter is too twitchy for that. I need a hero... an anime hero!!


That's all for now. It's great that people respect me for the cowardly was I've gamed the system at Wikipedia and don't think I am a Nobody who they wouldn't piss on if he were on fire.

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